Host of @Toydetox @bravestoyreviews, opinionated asshole with an affinity for Politics, Geek Theology, and Nerd propagation. I enjoy long walks on the beach. Provided that said beach is actually Scarlet Johanson in which case, sub “enjoy” with “obsessing over.” Replace “long walks” with “lewd and debauched sexual acts.” Keep “on” but add “in, beside, below, behind, and peanut butter jar…” Because we all need goals.
Favorite color: black power!
Favorite food: Scarlet Johanson
Favorite saying: “F**k it, shows over…”